IS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN TRYING TO BE ON THE NEW SEASON OF MTV’S JERSEY SHORE???

BY: Matt Bridgestone

It appears that the man famous for singing “Santa Claus is Coming to town” will be on the naughty list this year. Very few things make you think of New Jersey more than Jeeps, Bruce Springsteen, and DWI’s.  It almost makes you wonder if the recent actions of the man known as “The Boss” is an attempt for him to be cast on the new season of Jersey Shore.  First came his Jeep Superbowl commercial asking Americans to find the middle.  Well, the middle is kind of hard to find after ten Jager Bombs.  The only way this could be more of a Jersey story would be if we find out that cops found him eating funnel cake, disco fries, and a pork roll egg and cheese while listening to Bon Jovi.  I can just see him standing next to DJ Pauly D as they remix Jersey Girl.  I guess it’s not terrible if they take away his license because this is the man who was “Born to Run.”